This is the best cocktail I’ve ever had. What’s the secret? Why, this handy Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer of course. It is especially awesome if the cocktail is red, cuz it looks like blood coming out of the skull. No bones about it, this thing makes a killer cocktail.
Tag: party
Gothic Bats Wrapping Paper
Sweet gift! Awesome Gothic Bats Wrapping Paper! What’s inside? Is it bats? Guano? Both? A baseball BAT? BAT-teries? A BATman toy? A plush womBAT? A BATTY Crocker cookbook? I’m so excited. I love a good gift. I’m gonna tear it open okay? Cool. Here goes. *Rippppp* Oh sweet. It’s BAT WRAPPING PAPER, which was wrapped in Bat wrapping paper. Now I’m gonna go wrap up everything I own so it looks cool. Then I’m gonna double upon my meds cuz sometimes that’s fun too. K bye.
These Scary Light Up Masks Will Have You In Stitches
You are gonna be the ultimate creeper and freaker at the rave thanks to these Scary Light Up Masks. Are they still doing raves? I have no idea. Maybe people just aren’t raving about them so I’m not hearing about them. These masks are pretty scary. I wouldn’t want to see one in a dark alley. Then again, there’s a lot of stuff I never want to see in a dark alley. Like a dude wielding a knife, a gun or the unexpected exposed weiner. All of those scenarios get worse when the perp is wearing a mask like this. Send shivers down my spine.
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners. For when you need some tentacles on your cupcakes. Speaking of which, doesn’t anybody knock around here? Caught me with my tentacles all over my cupcake. Now things are weird. Anyway, these cupcake liners have a cool passage around the side that you can read while fondling your cupcake. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to buy a girl some cupcake liners in the grocery store. With wings? Without? Maxi? Mini? Too confusing.
Scary Movie Sugar Cookies
Man, these Scary Movie Sugar Cookies look diabolical and delicious. You better not slash at my tongue on the way down you slashers! They need more blood frosting though. Not recommended for kids parties. Unless you are a scary clown at a kids party. Then by all means, serve these. They are already creeped out by you. Might as well go full terror.