Ever have the urge to beat the hell out of a horror movie character? Now you can, thanks to these Horror Movie Themed Pinatas. Plus, candy will fall out. Which is much better than blood and intestines and stuff. Etsy seller HangMeOfficial offers a collection of Horror Movie Themed Pinatas that have scared the hell out of us. Now it’s time for payback. Drop the candy biatch! Or else! Some of the characters include Freddy Krueger, Jason, Jigsaw, Pennywise the Clown, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface and more.
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Werewolf the Party Game – A Howling Good Time
Who invited the werewolf to the party? No one. That’s just me and my insane back and chest hair. Enjoy as we play the Werewolf the Party Game. *Shirt explodes and my torso becomes a large fluffy furball.* Deal me in dweebs! No one talk about the fact that the crotch just exploded out of my pants too, k? That ain’t no tribble! This Werewolf game comes with 36 cards, instruction manual, and a Werewolf logo pouch. It is a howling good time.
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Horror B Movie Wine Charms
These Horror B Movie Wine Charms will let you know whose drink is whose. Or is it who’s drink is who’s? Stupid english language. Hey, you’re drinking my drink. Mine was The Blob! Oh, sorry. That explains why it’s filled with Jello. Yeah. Don’t even go near The Attack Of The Giant Leeches drink. That’s just nasty.
Never let them put their lips on your drink again. Germs are the true horror movie. Min your drink, otherwise you will be starring in Attack of the Burning Herpes.
Evil Glowing Clown Masks
Beware the Glowing faced evil clown in a suit. That’s what my mom always said anyway. I never understood what she meant until this very moment. Cuz really, this is the same woman who said, “Beware the dishwasher in striped pajamas”. Mom was a drinker. Yet oddly enough her prophecies come true. It just sucks that I have to take the pajamas off and THEN load the dishwasher, but whatevs. These Evil Glowing Clown Masks from NeonNightLife are some real nightmare fuel.
It’s like clowns have arrived from the future to terrorize us so they can rule the Earth in 2057 and make the world one big circus tent freak show. Prepare to be tied up by balloon animals and taken to an internment camp for non-clowns via a tiny car packed full of these guys. I got my bug out bag, so I’m out peeps. Enjoy all those pies in the face and getting acid in the face as it squirts from the flowers on their shirts. Sick bastards!
Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook
The Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook will help you to cook gore-met meals that will scare the bejesus out of your dinner guests. It has 69 recipes that will cover your table with so many eyes, ears, guts, brains and more. Your dinner guests may even call the cops because they will think you are a serial killer. They will want to stop you before you can cook again. It has everything from edible strings of human ears to looping guts that are meant to be pulled apart at the table. The recipes are tailored to Paleo, Gluten-Free, Vegetarian, and Vegan diets.
I think I lost my appetite. It fell somewhere in the entrails and I ain’t digging it out.