Tag: pet accessories

Dog Rider Costume Harness

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Sweet! Thanks to these Dog Rider Harnesses, now my dog will look really cool when I race him against the other dogs in the park. It’s not so much racing as it is my dog chasing other dogs and mounting them. It usually ends with an old woman crying and clutching a tiny shaky pooch to her chest, while my dog takes a poop of shame and then we get away through some bushes.

You can choose all kinds of dog riders: There’s a cowboy, a jockey, a mailman, a monkey, even a cat!
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Cat Drinking Fountain

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cat drinking fountainGive your cat friends a neat fountain to drink from and stop making them drink from a dish. They just want to be like you and do things that humans do. This $1,250. cat fountain is all fluffy requires for his or her drinking needs.

All my cat would do with this is just bat her hands against the water a few times and then sit and look at me.

*I made you waste your money again human.*

It’s not a waste you little-. I bought it for me. Watch me drink from it. See?

*I made you drink from a cat fountain human. Your lives belong to me*

First off, I only have one life, not nine. Second-

*One puny lives for me to dominatez?*

What are you-?

*Hisssss! Enough acting brave for yourz blog. Into the room of living. I grow weary and haz need of yourz lap for nap timez.*

Looks like I have a new human fountain. Gotta go.
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Coffin Shaped Pet Bed For That Final Cat Nap

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coffin cat bedThis $45 coffin bed for pets prepares your pet every night for that final deep sleep. If you are pissed off at your pet send them a clear message with this bed.

I guess the upside is that if fluffy doesn’t wake up one day, you can just put a lid on it and start digging. Your cat will be a real Nest-faratu when they lounge in this bed. They might even start sleeping through the day and roaming your house at night. Wait-

Mine already does that. And those aren’t mosquito bites on my neck. I think I need a ball of string and a wood stake.

Click through for more pics of this bed complete with the vampire cats who love it.
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