Enter your home like a one man SWAT team. Extract this Schlage 45 Caliber Gun Design Key Blank from your tiny holster, insert it in the lock and pew pew pew! You’re in. Take cover! Take cover! It’s okay. We’re all clear! Pop some hot pockets in that microwave and put some Star Trek on that TV.
It’s good for opening your door or for holding up tiny animals, because it feels just like a real tiny gun in their backs. Long story, but trust me on this one. I have a lot of rodents around here.
I have never been so dirty that I have needed a gun and some bullets to get clean. But just in case I ever am that filthy, I’m going to get me this Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles. I can look tough while bathing, as I rub this gun all over my body, under the light cast from some bullet candles.
Pew! Pew! Pew! Hey, my gun is shrinking! Is that normal? No, not that gun!
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for bathing and one is for fun!
Every pony needs a pistol and if ponies could pack heat, they would be packin’ heat like this Fluttershy gun.
It’s a plastic toy gun that someone painted with a Fluttershy theme. I call it Fluttershot. Don’t get butt-shot with Fluttershot. It’s all about friendship and kindness. Yeah right! When I went to visit Fluttershy in Equestria. I stepped in Fluttersh*t, then got Fluttershot in the butt with this damn gun. I was picking Fluttershot out of my flesh for hours.
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