The Webcaster lets you spin realistic spiderwebs like Spider-Man himself. They look so realistic, you will swear you have a Black Widow infestation. It’s basically an awesome glue gun that makes cobwebs. Now I have to get one. Cuz I want my basement to look all creepy for Halloween, and the spiders just aren’t doing it fast enough. The “glue sticks” come in several different colors. Hope I don’t web myself in a corner. Fingers crossed.
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Schlage 45 Caliber Gun Design Key Blank
Enter your home like a one man SWAT team. Extract this Schlage 45 Caliber Gun Design Key Blank from your tiny holster, insert it in the lock and pew pew pew! You’re in. Take cover! Take cover! It’s okay. We’re all clear! Pop some hot pockets in that microwave and put some Star Trek on that TV.
It’s good for opening your door or for holding up tiny animals, because it feels just like a real tiny gun in their backs. Long story, but trust me on this one. I have a lot of rodents around here.
Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles
I have never been so dirty that I have needed a gun and some bullets to get clean. But just in case I ever am that filthy, I’m going to get me this Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles. I can look tough while bathing, as I rub this gun all over my body, under the light cast from some bullet candles.
Pew! Pew! Pew! Hey, my gun is shrinking! Is that normal? No, not that gun!
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for bathing and one is for fun!
Zombie Gun Holsters For Conceal And Carry Carnage
Zombies. You gotta shoot the head. Anything else is just a waste of time. If you plan on living in the Zombie apocalypse, you have to have a gun. That means you have to have a cool holster too, so you can twirl your gun around and make pew pew pew noises, then re-holster it and look cool. *BANG* Hops around on one foot checking out the smoking hole in my other foot. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! zombies are in the trees! Run!
I may be on crutches for the next week or 3, but at least I have some wild Zombie holsters from Etsy seller RinehartLeather. They have all kinds of cool hand tooled leather holsters and stuff.
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Friendship Is Tragic: Fluttershy My Little Pony Gun
Every pony needs a pistol and if ponies could pack heat, they would be packin’ heat like this Fluttershy gun.
It’s a plastic toy gun that someone painted with a Fluttershy theme. I call it Fluttershot. Don’t get butt-shot with Fluttershot. It’s all about friendship and kindness. Yeah right! When I went to visit Fluttershy in Equestria. I stepped in Fluttersh*t, then got Fluttershot in the butt with this damn gun. I was picking Fluttershot out of my flesh for hours.
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