This Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal will help you keep track of how fast the infection is spreading throughout the population. It is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high quality designer resin. Ohhhhh. Fancy. It has 95 non-ruled, spiral-bound pages, which should be enough room for you to keep a decent survival journal, so that one day when the zombies eat you, some other normal human can find it and pass it on and on, until 5000 years from now they are worshipping you as a God and this is their bible. How sweet is that?
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Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top
If you want to roll with me in the apocalypse as I drive my souped up golf cart, you better dress the part. You need a Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top. *Becomes a blurry cyclone racing around you* There, that’s better. Now you’re looking awesome.
Get in. I have a lead on a run-down grocery store that may have a single pack of Twinkies left on aisle 5. Then I gotta battle like 50 dudes in mohawks while zooming down Fury Road. I call it that cuz it’s full of potholes. Makes me furious!
Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation Syringe And Vial Bracers
These Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation Syringe And Vial Bracers will come in handy when hunting zombies. The seller even offers a matching purse. The blood splatter is a nice touch, which is exactly what I tell my wife once a month, before getting slapped senseless.
I don’t know much about killing zombies, but if they need an insulin shot, it looks like these things have you covered.
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Post Apocalyptic Steampunk Mickey Mouse Gas Mask
If Disney is to survive the apocalypse, someone is going to have to be Mickey Mouse. Go on. Put the mask on. It is your destiny. Give in to your hate. Feel the merchandising coursing through you. Hear the cries of 10 billion overweight tourists. Feel the power of the dark side.
Or just, you know, wear this thing on Halloween. Or to protect your lungs from Minnie’s farts. She may be a mini-mouse, but those farts are the farts of a 500 pound Scrooge McDuck!
Rat Man And His Rodent Army Painting
Dadadadada Rat Mannnnn! Here we have a painting of Rat Man and his rodent army on the march and out for blood. Rat Man sure looks buff. It’s a fantasy/sci-fi tale of human wizards, Rat warriors and stolen cheese.
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