Nah. Sorry, I can’t buy this cool Skull and Crossbones Necklace. Cuz I’ve been conditioned to associate it with poison. Then again, it also means pilates, so… Fun fact,I meant to type pirates, but I typed pilates instead. Both are fun, just not together. Anywho these necklaces are some real beauties. Shiver me timbers as I get ye all limber teaching me pilates class. Next, we do the “walk the plank” stretches. While ye be doing that, I’ll be robbing the gold from yer purse.
Tag: scary
Miami Politician Says Aliens Gave Her A Spaceship Ride
A congressional candidate from Miami, Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, says she’s been aboard a spaceship crewed by aliens.
Three blond, big-bodied beings (Probably big-bootied too.) — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have been communicating telepathically with her several times since. She is running for Congress currently. Probably because the aliens told her too. They like filling our government with their own people so they can further the alien agenda. Here are some of the things the aliens told her:
▪ There are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta.
Good to know.
▪ The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.
Cool. We should totally tap that. I’d tap that real good.
▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.
Except it can’t be, because it’s in South Miami.
▪ “God is a universal energy.”
Cool. And religion is a universal remote.
via Miami Herald
Awesome and Creepy Mens Skull Necktie
I’m wearing this Mens Skull Necktie to the office so I can be the coolest dressed dude. Look at how classy this thing is! I’m gonna be a Gothic Gangster wearing this thing. I’d wear it to skull too. I mean school. This makes a great gift for the guy in your life who needs to make an impression and look like a badass.
This Alien Crop Circle Necklace Is No Hoax
*Walking along a field. Spots a cop circle. Checks it against my Alien Crop Circle Necklace.* Oh yeah. That’s alien alright. I think it means, “We came from Uranus”. Wait, that’s a mistranslation. It means, “We come for your anus!” Big difference there. Also, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook. This necklace is stunning and stylish, with an important message for mankind, which I have just deciphered for you. You’re welcome.
Tales From The Crypt Horror Cereal Monster Artwork
Artist Cal Gee is responsible for this beautiful artwork based on something that we all love. Two things that we love. General Mills’ monster cereals and Tales From the Crypt covers. This Tales From The Crypt Horror Cereal Monster Artwork is just amazing and really should be what the cereal boxes look like.
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