I can see this Zombie Skeleton Dance Costume doing a number on the pole at some redneck bar after the town has been infected with a virus. And I have to say she has all the right moves. Nice veins. Really gets that heart pumping. Her heart, not mine. I don’t have a thing for zombie strippers. Then why’d you throw all those ones at her and request a lap dance? A. That was Monopoly money and B. They keep it really cold in here cuz the customers and the staff are all dead. Just trying to warm my lap with a cold zombie. Makes perfect sense.
Tag: scary
Need A Hand? – Zombie Hand Napkin Holder
This Zombie Hand Napkin Holder is all like, “Here have a napkin as I just bust through your table with my grimy hand.” And I’m all like, “I don’t mind if I do.” *grabs napkin and dabs my lips.* If you need a hand at the dinner table, this thing will turn any meal into a fright fest. It is a nasty hand with nasty nails and skin and it serves napkins. What more do you want?
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Train Company Uses Creepy Doll To Make Passengers Behave
You know that doll from the film Annabelle? Yeah f**k that doll. It is scary as hell. Well one railway service is posting pictures of the doll online to threaten their passengers into behaving. The pictures show the doll sitting aboard one of their trains with a warning:
“Dear valued customers, lately we’ve been receiving surprise visits from Annabelle,” the posting said, “mind your manners while you are on our trains or… she will haunt you FOREVER.”
The joke is on you guys cuz I am never riding your train. Probably no one else is either. The train probably left the station empty this morning in fact cuz no one wants anything to do with this doll.
via This place.
Cool Raven Leather Hair Barrette – Nevermore
Take a Raven for a ride. That’s the name of the campaign I’m starting for this Raven Leather Hair Barrette. You too can look like a bird just dive-bombed your hair and got stuck there. No, I’m just messing with you. It actually looks pretty cool. Sexy and Goth like. It comes in black or dark brown. Whichever you choose, you are gonna like great girl! You rockin’ a raven now! And people be raven about it!
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Cool Sugar Skull Wood Desk Organizer
Organize your desk supplies in this cool Sugar Skull Wood Desk Organizer. Keep your desk tidy and creepy at the same time. The wood is precision cut and embellished with intricate floral designs. I need this cuz my desk is a mess. This organizer looks awesome. I can keep my pens in there, some Snickers bars, maybe some kit-kats. Those are my desk supplies. How do you think I get so much done and act like an idiot? Sugar. Nice. Best skull ever.
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