Vampire bats are awesome. Except for when they swoop down and attack me and stuff. Get your own Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural varieties. Albino anything is always creepy AF. So naturally, I prefer that one. Albinos freak me out.
Al Bino was white as a sheet.
He scared everyone that he’d meet.
He’s pale and he’s frail and his suntans all fail.
Dude just can’t take the heat.
Is it too early for Krampus? Yeah, it might be the wrong time of the year, but I don’t care. I’d wear this Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie anytime. That’s a terrifying tiki face right there. Nice tongue dude. I’m gonna wear this next Christmas. That reminds me, the doctor always makes my tongue sad though. You know why? He uses a tongue depressor. Hahhahahahaha.
BlindDeadRelics makes Mummified Corpse Head Props that will have you scratching your head. Not your own head, but probably this mummified head. They have a variety of decorative deadheads. This guy looks like he’s deep in thought. Probably wondering how he became a disembodied head. And hoping for some moisturizer.
Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.
blackcreekstudio makes these cool Cryptid Art Prints that you can hang on your wall and admire. All of your favorites are here, like the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Goatman and more. Having them on your wall will keep you sharp so you can identify them out in the wild. I like to pretend that I’m the Chupacabra and they are family portraits.