Are you a witchy woman? Then you need some witchy jewelry. This Enchanted Mirror Pendant. Maybe you can do spells with it or something. Ask it who the loveliest of all is. Maybe you can gaze into it and see the future, tell people their fortunes. Or, you know, just wear it cuz it looks awesome. My question is, who enchanted it with what? I’m hoping it spits out chocolates from another dimension.
Tag: scary
Bigfoot Polo Shirts Are Classy As Squatch
Why wear an alligator on your breast, or a polo player, when you can wear nature’s most perfect creature? These Bigfoot Polo Shirts keep things classy while also saying, “Yeah I believe in Bigfoot. So what?” Just look at that embroidered silhouette. This shirt is classy as f@@k! Cryptids in da house. But ladies don’t have cryptids on their blouse! Not my fault. This is just in a men’s style.
Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder / Plague Holder
The Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder is my new favorite accessory. Keeping your teeth clean is important, so yeah, it makes total sense to store your toothbrushes in a nasty filthy disease carrier’s corpse. Why the hell not, since you already have the brushes touching each other’s bristles. That’s nasty! Maybe we should have the toothpaste coming out of its plague-carrying mouth too.
Cute – Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers
Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.
Colorful Skull Planters – Up Your Skull Game
Put these Colorful Skull Planters in your house or in your garden and up your skull game. You can never have too many skulls. We’re born with one and we accumulate all of the rest. That’s just how we roll. People who love skulls I mean.