There nothing more romantic than dinner beneath a bunch of fox bones. So this Fox Bone Chandelier will really get her in the mood. I bet she’s a foxy lady. Bone appetite! I wonder if it starts off with meat on the bones and the meat just falls down on your plate, like an instant meal. I’d eat at that restaurant.
Tag: scary
Headstone Wedding Cake Topper – I do?
Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
The Doctor Is In – Plague Doctor Enamel Pin
I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.
Zombie Bat Doll Is Sad, Likes Sweets, May Have killed Everyone
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
Cool Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace
Damn. I’ve seen some Bat Enchantresses wearing some cool jewels, but never anything like this Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace. If you are wearing this, you’ve upped your bat game sister! Your bat game is on point. On Fleek. On Ekkk in this case. Or maybe on squeak. Get it? That was a bad bat joke. I should be locked up in guano-tanomo bay for that one.