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Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder

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Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder
This Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder is a really bright idea. No wonder the light bulb above his head is lighting up. It takes brains to come up with an idea like this and this guy has brains. I know because they;re exposed and a candlestick just happens to be shoved in there. This is an awesome and creepy electric candle. The very definition of interior frighting. I know because I looked it up in my 53rd edition Cobwebs and Creepery dictionary. It had a picture of this thing.

I bet those brains look great by candlelight. Someone said the same thing about me once, but that was a zombie who was trying to invite me to dinner.
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Crystal Head Vodka Skull Wall Sconce

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Crystal Head Vodka Skull Wall Sconce
This Crystal Head Vodka Skull Wall Sconce is fun and crazy. Every time you turn on the light, it’s like *ding*, an idea goes off in his head, but it must be the same idea over and over again cuz he only does one thing. Light up your room. So this is what a sconce is. I always wondered. I thought it was a term for people who come from Wisconsin. I’ve been calling then sconces forever. Oh well. You live you learn. Or in my case, you live and you just blunder your way through life, thanking God for your stupid Forest Gump type luck.

It’s made from a Crystal Head Vodka bottle. Pretty cool. I still can’t believe sconces aren’t from Wisconsin.