Sperm Earring Is A Thing That Actually Exists

Sperm Earring Is A thing That Exists
Hey lady, you got some on your ear- Oh nevermind. I can’t tell if that Sperm Earring is wiggling around or not, but if it is, I hope it acts as a smart Q-Tip and at least gently swabs her ear canal. It is sperm though, so I guess it would be more like a wet willy and less like a Q-Tip. Really, a napkin could have avoided this whole look. It goes well with the sperm Christmas Ornament.

Antique Blown Glass Sperm Christmas Ornament

sperm christmas ornamentDon’t let this thing wiggle it’s way into one of your egg shaped ornaments or you’re going to have a new life form in the new year. Great. Another mouth to feed.

Look at how bare that tree is. Three branches and some sperm. That’s Christmas folks. It’s been fun.