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Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree

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Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree
While exploring a state forest in Massachusetts, a hiker found a horrifying scene: a tree covered in Elmo dolls. Can you imagine the scream that this hiker let out upon seeing this terrible sight? “Some of them were just regular Elmos,” she told a radio station, “but some of them were the Tickle-Me-Elmo kind, and quite a bit of them still had batteries in them.”

It’s a trap. Left for unsuspecting hikers and when you move in for the tickle, all hell breaks loose and you die.

Now the tree is a big mystery. No one knows who would set such a trap. A sick mind. A very sick mind.

This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners

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This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners
This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.

Edward Scissorhands Plush

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Edward Scissorhands Plush
This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?

Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant

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Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.

Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.

Ouija Board Bikini Set

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Ouija Board Bikini Set
Well damn. I’d like to rub my planchette over that and commune with the spirit world. This Ouija Board Bikini Set has me excited and not cuz I want to wear it. Of course you should get a pair that fits, otherwise, people will see how rosy your cheeks are. I like how the “good bye” looks it is going bye bye as the entire ouija board is being sucked into a vortex down the crack.