Here’s something to crow about. This Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook could also be a notebook. It just depends on what you put inside. You can put spells in it, notes, whatever you want. It’s pretty slick looking. In fact, beautiful. What? Don’t call that bird an old crow. It’s not like it’s collecting crow-cial Security. Geesh.
Tag: strange
Anatomy Stickers Set – Brain, Heart Lungs and Flowers
It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.
Black Bat Crop Top
Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!
Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign
Let people know that Chupacabras use your yard as a highway with this Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign. Plus, it’s just polite to let people know so they don’t hit one with their car. No one likes cleaning Chupacabra guts off of their fender.
Freddy Kreuger Taxidermy Mouse
Look who it is. The rodent of my nightmares. The Freddy Kreuger taxidermy Mouse. He will haunt your dreams and search for cheese. If he doesn’t find any cheese, he’ll just nibble on your soul. Sadly, mousetraps don’t work in the dream world. So good luck with this guy. I just won’t sleep.