Lay your tired skull on a sugar skull and get some rest. Then wake up on your stomach and see the skull staring at you face to face and scream. And keep screaming cuz that shizz is terrifying. Not as terrifying as waking up next to 14 drinks Becky, but still… Oh, 14 drinks Becky? Yeah, we call her that cuz you ain’t gettin’ with Becky till you’ve had at least 14 drinks. That’s when she starts to look real good. Then you wake up screaming. But that’s beside the point. Anyway, Becky just left after shaving her mustache and leaving a mini Hiroshima in my bathroom. The point is that these Sugar Skull pillow covers are awesome. That’s the point.
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Cool Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses
Bartender, serve me up a skull of the good stuff! These Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses are awesome. I’d like to see these guys crash through a wall like the Kool-Aid man, then say something Mexican. Maybe that’s just me. One has a mustache and one doesn’t so they may be man and wife. I have no idea. Kinda wanna smash ’em together and make ’em kiss, as they shatter into a million pieces. Maybe that’s just me again. Also check out these Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.
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Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings
I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.
Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket
Wait- There’s a Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket? Oh, I see it now. Take your skull to the beach and lay out in the sun in style. This will get the party started. Whether you’re laying on the beach in Mexico or chilling in the backyard, this Dias de Los Muertos beach blanket will help you celebrate the day. Sun, fun and skulls, that’s what makes a nice relaxing day. It measures 5 feet across. Never leave the house without your skull that’s what I always say.
LEGO Sugar Skull Automaton Will Hypnotize You
*Stares into it’s eyes* What is thy bidding my master? *Slaps self in the face* That’s better. This LEGO Sugar Skull Automaton was built by Darryl Friesen, even though it is not the Day of the Dead holiday just yet. It is hypnotizing and mesmerizing. It just looks around and chomps its teeth, while the spinny bits implant false memories in your head and make you do whatever it wants. Check out the video below.
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