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Hand Embroidered Sugar Skull Fan

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Hand Embroidered Sugar Skull Fan
I’m a real fan of this Hand Embroidered Sugar Skull Fan. *Waves fan in front of my face* “Oh honeychild, it’s so hot in here. Downright devilish. I do declare, this must be the day of the dead, it’s so hot. Bout to turn my skull to sugar.” For real. That’s a true and accurate reenactment of my great great great grandmother on the porch one hot day in 1878, before her skull turned to sugar and all the neighborhood kids had a treat.

This cool fan (pun intended as far as you know) is hand embroidered and looks super classy. I already know you ladies are hot. Wink. Wink. Now let me cool ya down with this fan.

Sugar Skull Pillow Covers

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Sugar Skull Pillow CoversLay your skull on a sugar skull. These Sugar Skull Pillow Covers from FabFunkyPillows are so sugary and so skull-y they will blow you away. Go a “head” lay your skull on one. You won’t be sorry. In fact you’ll be comfy. Until you wake up from a deep sleep and see a skull looking at you. It’s okay. Screaming is good for the lungs.
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Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache

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Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache
Drinking coffee in this Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache is just plain fun. Especially if you and your mug both have a mustache. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bumping soup strainers. I don’t judge. This mug looks like a good drinking buddy.

Hello Senior. Do you mind if I drink from your cabaza?

See Senior. You are a beautiful mustachioed man.

I love you.

I know!

Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces

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Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover

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Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover
Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.

Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.

Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!

Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.