Tag: apocalypse decor

Steampunk Gas Mask Chandelier

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gas mask chandelier
This Steampunk Gas Mask Chandelier is the perfect way to decorate your home during the apocalypse. And if you get attacked by ravenous farting zombies, you can even grab yourself one of the steampunk gas masks if you need to. I might just buy this one to prepare for the end of the world. I can hang it up and name each mask. You gotta have some friends to talk to when it gets lonely. And only losers decorate a soccer ball with sharpie and call it Wilson. Tom Hanks is such an idiot!

“I don’t know. I rather like him.”

You shut up. You shut your dimply basketball hole Spalding!

Wounded Deer Painting/Lamp

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wounded deer etsy painting
Oh Etsy. You offer so much WTF and ask for so little in return. This Wounded Deer Painting looks like it belongs in a wasteland bar after the apocalypse, where you would find a bunch of Road Warrior cultist types worshiping it while 1940s music blares over a radio.

The candles on the antlers actually light up just like the ones on the base. What’s with the heart shaped quills on the arrows? This isn’t what love should look like. I’m confused. How is it even still alive? I’m scared. I don’t even know what to think. I’m sad.

Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends

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Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives BookendsThese Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends are a perfect way for you to take a stab at your own book collection. It’s a pair of zombie survival books that have been knifed by zombies who don’t want you to know how to survive.

The knives are pre-bloodied too. Don’t let your books get all disorganized. These bookends are a good reminder that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Be ready, don’t be dead-y.