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Being Stylish During Your Period: Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip

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Being Stylish During Your Period Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip
It’s not easy being stylish during your period. Am I right ladies? Well, now you can be stylish and announce to the world that your Aunt Flo is visiting at the same time. With a Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip. Sanitary pads, they aren’t just for, you know. They’re for fashion. Grouchy, touchy, bitchy fashion. Here have a Snickers bar. You’re a diva when you are having your-

SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF S**T MAN BLOGGER!

*Dodges shoe* Look, all I’m saying is it’s not an easy time for you. Can I rub your feet? Maybe just-

I WILL RUB YOUR LIFE OUT!

I knew this was a bad idea. Look, wear these period accessories or not. I don’t care. I know you want to kill all men right now, but keep one thing in mind. You can’t spell menstruation without men.

TIME TO DIE!

Laterz peeps. Gonna try to lure her away with some chocolates and a pint of ice cream.

Are You Bloody Crazy?: Star Trek Captain Kirk Menstrual Pad

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captain kirk menstrual padThis Star Trek menstrual pad is ready and waiting. You decide Captain Kirk’s destiny. Will you make him the first Captain in Starfleet history to go from a gold shirt to a red shirt?

Kirk to Spock. I know we are supposed to go where no man has gone before, but I’m pretty sure other’s have been here. Personal log…It’s also…*hand gesture* very…dark…and wet. I want to beam out, but is she green? If she’s green, I’ll stay. Is that wrong? Spock? Hello?