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Being Stylish During Your Period: Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip

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Being Stylish During Your Period Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip
It’s not easy being stylish during your period. Am I right ladies? Well, now you can be stylish and announce to the world that your Aunt Flo is visiting at the same time. With a Sanitary Pad Necklace, Purse And Hair Clip. Sanitary pads, they aren’t just for, you know. They’re for fashion. Grouchy, touchy, bitchy fashion. Here have a Snickers bar. You’re a diva when you are having your-

SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF S**T MAN BLOGGER!

*Dodges shoe* Look, all I’m saying is it’s not an easy time for you. Can I rub your feet? Maybe just-

I WILL RUB YOUR LIFE OUT!

I knew this was a bad idea. Look, wear these period accessories or not. I don’t care. I know you want to kill all men right now, but keep one thing in mind. You can’t spell menstruation without men.

TIME TO DIE!

Laterz peeps. Gonna try to lure her away with some chocolates and a pint of ice cream.

Demonic Tampon Machine Demands Blood

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tampon machineI can’t imagine anything scarier than a woman in need of a tampon who enters a public restroom only to encounter this terrifying tampon dispensing machine. This thing actually works. You can buy it for $75, fill it with tampons and hang it in a restroom somewhere, getting rich 25 cents at a time.

Until some angry and cramping PMS sufferer smashes it with a baseball bat anyway. Oh well. Was a good plan anyway.

*Angry woman busts through the door* WHO PUT THAT OFFENSIVE POS ON THE BATHROOM WALL?

*Me pointing to some random dude* It was him. He also said you look bloated. I said you have a soft glow about you. I’ll just get out of the way as you unleash your inner once-a-month-fury on him, while pretending you see your husband’s face.

PMS Like Crazy..Please Take Her

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crazy ass white chickThis Ebay auction is for one “White mad woman!!!”. Under Item specifics it says “PMS like crazy..please take her”. Then in the details he says, “This is one crazy ass b**ch for sale to the highest bidder”. The auction was ended early. Probably because she found out and beat the hell out of this guy.
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