These Gothic Coffin Tea Light Candle Holders are to die for. Well, maybe I wouldn’t go that far, but they create a great atmosphere. I’m talking mood lighting. They are coffins with tea lights in them. Therefore, I now put my hat on my heart and say a few words about the passing of these tea lights. Ummm. Yeah, I got nothin. Didn’t really know them that well. Sorry.
Tag: tea light
Vertebrae Tea Light Candles
Show some backbone. These Vertebrae Tea Light Candles will help. They go well with Vertebrae Shot Glasses. Just be careful, this is one time when a slipped disc can burn the house down.
Light these candles for a romantic evening. Then say, “Baby, you set my spine on fire.” To which she will say, “What the hell is wrong with you?” And you will be alone. Again. With your still burning candles.
Pumice Stone Skull Candle Holder
This Pumice Stone Skull Candle Holder is awesome. Looks like an old grey castle where a witch lives. I bet my wife is moving in there. It looks pretty cool all lit up. Like it would talk to you in a booming voice that only you can hear.
WHO DARES AWAKE THE MIGHTY SKULL OF DOOM?
Uh…Me? I guess me, yeah.
OH! WELL COME BACK IN AN HOUR, I”M BEAT!
Stoned more like. Get it? Cuz you’re made of pumice?
YOU HAVE DISPLEASED ME MORTAL! RETURN UPON ONE HOUR AND I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH MY ANCIENT POWER!
*Waits for it to fall asleep again then smashes it to pieces with a hammer.*
This is why I can’t have friends. *Sigh*
*Sweeps the ancient evil up in a dustpan and dumps it into the trash.*
Zombie Mickey And Minnie Mouse Tea-Light Holders
These Zombie Mickey And Minnie Mouse Tea-Light Holders show the true undead faces of this Disney couple. Put some candles in their heads and set the mood. A dark and horror-themed mood, with you dining alone on some Mac and Cheese…with two zombie mice staring at you. Ready to kill. Yet they never do, night after horror-filled night.
Sorry. My future just flashed before my eyes.