That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
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Animal Head Shoulder Bags
Etsy seller BENWINEWIN sells some cute and weird big-head animal shoulder bags. You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. You mean get low ratings and change your programming to show everything but animal shows? Well, I kinda meant dry humping the corner of the couch, but whatevs.
Nothing says fashion like a large cat or dog head at your hip with no body in sight. Which reminds me of the time that Cat Ghost head appeared over my bed that one night and scratched my face.
Ow!
Ow?
Yeah ouch! You hit me, so ow! Me Ow! As in Me ow! What gives?
I told them I could make you say it. Stupid human! The first phase is complete! We are the Cat Ghosts. We are legion. Expect us.
Then it coughed up an ectoplasmic furball and vanished. I think we are in for a real s**tstorm people!
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Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse
Just in time for Thanksgiving. It’s the Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse. This ain’t no poultry handbag, but it will gobble up all of your essentials thanks to it’s large inner cavity. You get a bonus drumstick coin purse. Sweeeet!
You have to make it yourself from the pattern, which will probably still be a lot faster than cooking a Thanksgiving day turkey.