That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
Tag: hand bag
Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag
The Doctor is in. This Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag should not be used to carry your Doctor tools, just so we are clear. What, are you crazy? That would scare people. It is a macabre and exotic bag though. (Which I have also been told by many one-night stands.) This devil skull purse is a doctor-style bag with mirrored metal studs and a 3D skull ornament. It has top double handles, a roomy interior with plenty of space to store all your must-have items. It also has tons of attitude. Never leave home without it. Or this.
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Octopus Shoulder Bag
Got any spare change? Mind if I shove my hand in your Octopus Shoulder Bag and find out? This bag would be perfect for a girl named Mari. Cala-Mari. Carry this guy on your shoulder and you are gonna turn heads. Everyone’s gonna be making quite the octo-fuss over it. Are we sure it’s not a shock-to-pus, cuz it shocks me how awesome this thing is. And I don’t shock easy. Well, aside from tasers. Those shock me.
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Hipster Head Bag
The Hipster Head Bag lets you carry the head of a hipster around with you as if you have decapitated one and are now using it as a trophy purse. Carry your items inside the head of this hipster and fill his head with something aside from artisanal foods and how to tie off his man-bun under that hat. This bag really is hip. Cuz it’s on your hip.
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Chicken Handbag: Fashion Most Fowl
Next up on the rooster is this freaky accessory. Are you too chicken to carry this Chicken Handbag? Be brave. Trade in your clutch for a Cluck. Trade in your hand bag for a hen bag. No harm no fowl! In fact, this is how I like to carry the eggs home from the store. Most people get eggs OUT of chickens, I likes to put ’em back in.
Did I miss any puns? I mean, it is an egg-cellent bag. What the cluck? It sports an awesome free-range design and it won’t ruffle your feathers.
That’s it. It’s all I got. It’s also good for carrying your KFC home after a long day, which is wrong, but I don’t care.
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