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12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set

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12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set
One word, four syllables. DI-A-BEET-US. American cereals will kill ya, what with all of that new-fangled die-fructose and all. These cereals are Cereal Killers, with killer mascots. So while they’ll put ya in the hospital, at least ya have something to collect with this 12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set.

This series includes:

1x Cap’n Cornstarch
1x Sugar Frosted Fat
1x Yucky Children Charmer
1x Sugar Smack
1x Franken Fat
1x Count Calorie
1x Tricks
1x Froot Looped
1x Obesie O’s
1x Coco Puffed Paunch
1x Sugar Diabetic Bear
1x Qhrist

The obesity is strong with these toys.

Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza

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Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza
Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!

This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.

Cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit

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LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit
Why didn’t anyone tell me that this cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit existed? Now I can build my own vampire and bat and play with them all day long. I bet his name is Bela LEGO-see! Damn, that was a good one. I still got it. But don’t worry, it’s nothing that a few shots and some cream won’t clear right up.

BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear

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BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear
Just in case you wanted a ghost hunting teddy bear, here ya go. The BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear is the ghost hunting buddy you have been waiting for. It asks EVP questions, detects changes in EMF, movement, temperature and vibration. It responds to these changes in a cute, friendly voice. Or creepy voice, depending on your point of view. Ghosts can’t resist it. And he can’t resist ghosts!

Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures

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Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.

In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.

It’s gonna be a strange showdown!

This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.