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Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear

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Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear
Give yourself the gift of Van Gogh, one of history’s greatest painters. Then give the one you love Van Gogh’s ear. Just like Van Gogh did. Thanks to this Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear. You don’t have to be stark raving mad to cut off your ear and send it to the woman you love. But it helps.

Say what you want about Vincent. He would always lend you his ear. Can you “ear” me Vincent? Oh that’s your bad side. Sorry. Oh well, you know what they say. Ear today, gone tomorrow. Vincent Van Gogh? More like Vincent Van Gone Deaf on one side.

Man, I hope that chick at least gave him a little something for cutting his damn ear off. If not, that’s just cold.

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Score: Van Gogh’s Ear

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van gogh earNow you can own Van Gogh’s ear. It looks all hairy and nasty. I hope it didn’t look like that when he cut it off and gave it to that chick that he loved. Damn Vincent. If that is your ear, your could have just sent her some pubes. At least that way you’d still hear her when she smacks you in the face and calls you a degenerate freak.

Not that I would know from experience or anything.

Vincent Van Gorn Painting

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vincent van gornWe all know that Doctor Who met Vincent Van Gogh, but it is not so well known that at least one Star Trek creature met the famous painter as well. A Gorn. Of course Vincent Van Gogh had to lose in hand to hand combat to be forced to paint the portrait. That is the real reason he lost his ear. The Gorn pulled a Mike Tyson on him. Only $595.