With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.
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Universal Monsters Pen Holder
This adorable Universal Monsters Pen Holder is going to look great on my desk. It has cute versions of Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Bride and Count Dracula, who says, “I vant to hold your pens!” Although his accent makes it sound like he said penis, so bonus laughs for that. You can find him doing stand up on the Transylvania circuit. Sure, you could use it for your peen, I guess, but not recommended. You should never stick it in a box full of monsters. Sticks to pens and pencils.
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Bones Pens Set
This Bones Pens Set is a great way to bone up on your penmanship. This set is hip and the joint is jumpin’. Socket to me. Hey, stop watching what I write! Are you spine on me? It’s okay. Cool your pelvis. Are you a chiropractor? If so, I would use these pens. If not, you can still use them and creep your friends out.
Gross Eyeball Pen
This Gross Eyeball Pen is nasty. The problem is that it sees everything you write. You won’t have any secrets when you use this pen. You write something it doesn’t like, then it’s gonna eyeball you. It seems to have some festering blisters on it too. Yeah you ugly eyeball pen. I bet you show it a mirror and it wrecks its ugly self. I’m gonna make a special single sunglass for this thing. It will never look cool, but this will help.
Monster Pencil Holders
These pencil holders from Morgan’s Mutations will make your desk a terrifying place. But at least your pencils will be organized and stabbed into the heads of these grotesque monstrosities. The ones with the long tongues are especially scary. Get your number 2 pencils and your nightmares ready!
Use it to hold pencils, pens, anything that needs tidying up on your desk. It will also store and feed off of your fear, but I think that’s pretty obvious. These are great if you have a pen thief in the office. They won’t have the guts to reach for one now. You might even put a fake bitten off finger in there as a warning.
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