Ménage à Freak: Weird Alien Wrinkled Flabby Cuddle Huddle

weird elder love pileI have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I’m pretty sure it all started with these wrinkly and possible all elderly alien maniacs dropping their keys in the same bowl. It’s like a free-for-all nursing home orgy and likely one of them has lost a contact to boot.
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Deer Butt Electric Pencil Sharpener: You Want Me To Stick What In What Now?

deer butt pencil sharpenerI’m sorry I missed this amazing Deer Butt Pencil Sharpener from Ebay seller ratracer496. It ended just the other day. Fingers crossed that he relists this one. You just know there is some super anger guy out there who needs an outlet for his frustration. When you get angry, what better cure then to stand quickly, all red faced and fuming, walk over to your Deer butt pencil sharpener and ram it in good! Take that Bambi! And thanks for the super fine point.
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