Hey man, got a light? Thanks man I- WTF dude! What is that thing? These Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters are nasty and that’s how we like ’em. Give someone a light and a fright. Having a disgusting lighter is one way to quit smoking. Those are some nice pearly whites. Not! You can choose from one that has a brain and teeth and another that has just teeth in black and gold.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Quantum Healing Hypnosis Session Reveals Woman’s Past Life As Bigfoot
So this woman is getting a past life regression using what is known as Quantum Healing Hypnosis. The fun starts at about 3:45 when she notices that she has big feet. Big hairy feet. Yep. She was a Bigfoot in a past life. This whole session is pretty hilarious. I’ll be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole thing, but I’m coming back to it later cuz I want to live vicariously through her as she describes what it’s like to take a bigfoot dump and wipe yourself with a rabbit who was running by.
https://youtu.be/v1TVbQ_JWlM
Coffin Belt Buckle With A Good Looking Corpse
I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.
Fork Used By The Donner Party
Pro tip: Always keep your ears clean and listen carefully. I once thought I was invited to a dinner party, but that wasn’t the deal. Ohhhhh. You said Donner party. What’s that? Oh really? Cool. I just remembered I have to to go now… Luckily I wasn’t the main course that night.
Anyway, if you want a special keepsake from the actual Donner party, you can buy this fork. It is said to be a fork used at the actual feast that night. Seems legit to me. Some guy snuck onto the actual site where the deed occurred and used a metal detector to find utensil. The glass should probably read, “Break in case of extreme hunger.”
10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin
This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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