This Silicone Toothpick Holder lets you practice the ancient art of voodoo in reverse. Basically you fill it full of toothpicks so that your target feels like a pin cushion and then every time you need a toothpick, you remove one, giving your target some much needed relief. Not that you should practice voodoo. Voodoo is bad mmmokay? Anyway, enjoy your little human porcupine. Try not to hurt him or her too much.
Author: Artemis Winterford
These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.
Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.
In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.
It’s gonna be a strange showdown!
This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.
Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls
These Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls are awesome. Creepy, but in a fun way. Kind of how relatives describe me. These are handmade and hand painted, then hand packed and sent to you so you can get your hands on them. They look amazing. I’m gonna use them to scare all of my other Matryoshka dolls.