Let Freddy Krueger lend a hand this Halloween. This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is just what you need to scare those sugared-up kids who ring your doorbell. Trick or treat. Smell Freddy’s feet. Let Freddy give you something good to eat. Then he’s gonna eat your soul! Hey. Why are you all running away and dropping candy all over the place? Whatever. More for me. This was all part of my plan. Scare kids, sweep up tons of dropped candy and score big this Halloween. Sadly, all of the good candy sinks to the bottom of their bags. All I got is candy corn here!
Author: Artemis Winterford
Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair
Wave your Trump flag proudly with this cool Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair. You can comb it, watch it wave in the breeze, pet it and keep it as a pet, put some bows in it, or a hair clip, give him some dreads… The possibilities are endless. Let’s make T-shirts great again. Look at that luxurious mane just blowing in the wind. That’s some Fabio shizz right there. This is gonna be yuuge!
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Coffin Pool Table
Nine ball corner casket, I mean pocket. This Coffin Pool Table is all fun and games until you find out there’s a dead body in there that you have been whacking with your balls. That sounded dirty. I apologize. If I owned this, I think I would have to play with pool balls that look like bloody eyes. Also, what this needs is a skeleton hand in each hole that will put the balls back on the table for you. Did that sound dirty too? I can’t tell. Now I’m all self-conscious.
Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman
This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book is a beautifully illustrated, premium alphabet board book, that features monsters and characters inspired by the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft. It will teach your kids their ABCs.
Want some ABC gum?
What’s that?
Already Been Chewed!
Eww you’re gross.
Suit yourself. More for me. This gum has been chewed and passed down to the chosen one since the dawn of time and chewing gum. The germs make me stronger.
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