The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund

The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund
Caroline Eklund is a Swedish mask maker. Where does she get her inspiration? From nightmares I assume. She has a nightmare. Makes some nightmarish masks. Then I have a nightmare. I make a mask. And before you know it everybody’s got nightmares and masks. Please make it stop. I just want to see human faces again. *sobbing*

Fun fact: At first I typed feces instead of faces. No, I do not want to see human feces again.

Check out her website for more of her creations. I’ll be making masks all day. Soon you will be too.

Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe

Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe
Who needs a stupid souvenir snow globe of NYC or North Carolina when you can watch it snow all day long on a pile of bones? This Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe looks like the aftermath of an atomic bomb going off. Nice. It’s got a skeleton in there with the skull, which is a hard set to find after an apocalypse. I might have to display this at Christmas.

Alien Cat Bath Bombs

Alien Cat Bath Bombs
Instead of storming Area 51 and risking the wrath of the United States government’s armed forces, why not enjoy a relaxing soak with these Alien Cat Bath Bombs. The outside is a striking green just like we knew the aliens would look like in Area 51. On the inside are three hidden colors just waiting to be discovered.

These little critters have been described as out of this world, heavenly and meowraculous for someone needing a little downtime. Let the soothing smells of vanilla and a dash of bubblegum whisk you away to a more peaceful time before alien invasions, while the organic olive oil gives your skin some much needed loving.

These bath bomb are like no other known bath bombs in this galaxy and each alien kitty is unique. Instead of putting on your tinfoil hat and enduring a stressful stampede for the possibility of seeing aliens in Nevada, take a stress-free bath with one of these creepy-cute galaxy cat bath bombs.

Realistic Tarantula Art Doll

Realistic Tarantula Art Doll
This Realistic Tarantula Art Doll is an instant heart attack. It’s also a good way to ensure that your terrifying art doll gets flattened by my boot heel before I run off screaming and call the police, who will laugh at me just like last time. This is NOT an art doll. This is a nightmare. Remember, spiders are why flamethrowers were invented.

Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson

Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson
Oh, look. A bunch of creepy-ass moss people. These are Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson. They are terrifying and I’m pretty sure they are born on the side of a tree before they start walking around the forest looking for people like you and me. Luckily I don’t walk in the forest. What am I, a hippie? I walk from the fridge back to the TV like a normal person.