When you can’t catch Bigfoot yourself, you buy this Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot. No one will ever know that you didn’t hunt him down. This guy looks like some kind of elder sasquatch who was on his last leg anyway. He would have been easy to kill. “When I was a kid….” Bang! Bagged me a Bigfoot. An old nasty smelly Bigfoot that was headed for retirement anyway. Not sure if I should be sad or happy with this on my wall.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Freaky Dancing Skeleton Dolls
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight! Oh yeah. Look at these boneheaded kids just dancing the night away. They cray cray skeleton dolls. It’s all Saturday Night Dead up in here. I think she’s a flapper, but probably flapping her gums more than anything. He don’t care. He’s gettin some sweet bony love tonight. Some bone on bone action. Which is real actual grinding peeps. They get up and if there’s dust, you know they been at it all night.
Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant
If you don’t see the dentist you’ll be mourning your teeth in this way pretty often. I ain’t paying for that dude’s boat. This Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant is a great way to honor your fallen chompers. And that’s the tooth! The whole tooth! And nothing but the tooth! And a coffin of course.
Life Size Zombie
For the new homeowner, there are many things on the home decor list and this Life Size Zombie should be right at the top of the list. In fact, it makes a great housewarming gift. Heartwarming really. Nothing says welcome home like an undead freak crawling towards you.
Nothing Says Keep Out Like Skull Fence Finials
These Skull Fence Finials are pretty sweet. They’re designed to fit on top of PVC pipe, so by using some PVC pipe and painting it, you can make a kick-ass Gothic Fence to turn your yard into a graveyard. All the kids in your neighborhood will be scared sh*tless. Maybe add some zombie props and play some creepy music too. Awesome.