This Raven At The Window Nightlight reminds you that they are always watching. They being the Ravens. We humans are nothing but Bird TV. This is an awesome nightlight, but also a fright-light. It depicts a raven sitting on the sill of an ornate gothic window framed by gargoyles, cast in translucent resin and hand painted. You will have darkness nevermore!
Author: Artemis Winterford
The Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag
Go from looking like the CryptKeeper to looking like the new hotness with this Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag. You get brushes with the Bat, The Cross, The Scythe, The Skull and The Claw. It’s a 5 Piece set with an optional Handmade Coffin Bag. Put your face on in style. These brushes have a metallic finish, heavy metal handles, and nylon hair. It’s the perfect Gothic accessory for the ladies.
Mold Paintings
These Mold Paintings from ShannonLeeArtist are paintings of mold. They go with your crown molding. The downside for me is that if I hung these on the wall, I wouldn’t even know the difference. Where does the wall end and the painting begin? No idea. The super was supposed to get some people in here to clean the place up, but as I learned on move-in day, he ain’t super. Not even cool or just okay. He just likes to count his money and laugh a lot.
Anywho this one is a painting of moldy applesauce. I own the original in my fridge.
North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers
A North Carolina restaurant is doing everything they can to make sure that I never eat there. They have a nasty creation available to a few ‘lucky’ customers in the form of a tarantula-topped burger. Durham’s Bull City Burger and Brewery are having their annual ‘Exotic Meats Month.’ Exotic my arse!
The rotating menu has rabbit, python, camel, and a spider burger. First, you have to enter a raffle and, if your number be pulled, you have 48 hours to claim your spot at the spider table. If you eat the whole thing, you get a t-shirt.
Uhhhhhh. No thanks, I own several T-Shirts already.
Hey Leatherface! Freaky and Scary Leather Masks
Be the ultimate creeper with these horrifying Scary Leather Masks. You’ll be Leatherface for real. Make sure to get yourself some tattered robes and some claws to go with your mask for the full effect. Just don’t be jumping out at me in the woods or things will get messy. Not for you, for me. I swear if you make me poop myself so I have to run home with poop between my buttcheeks… Once was enough.