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Shrek Pooping Toothpaste Topper – Holy Shrek

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Shrek Pooping Toothpaste Topper - Holy Shrek
This Shrek pooping toothpaste topper will make your dreams come true. If you’ve ever wanted to watch Shrek take a dump anyway. That’s probably more of us than are willing to admit it. Come on, there’s nothing like taking a good Shrek. And that’s no Bull-Shrek. Now you and your kids can enjoy the big green guy as he squeezes some soft serve from his sensitive cheeks. Right onto your toothbrush. It looks like the big green guy has been drinking a lot of milk. Or something white. That can’t be good. If that happens you see a doctor. You see parents, this is how you get your kids to brush their teeth. It’s gross and fun. That’s a combination that kids love. They will be making fart sounds as it comes out. Haha. Look mom, he just sh*t himself. That’s cool son. Now get that gooey butt paste into your mouth and brush ’em. I bought your dentist a new Porsche last month and now he’s eyeing up a boat. So Shrek better be pooping 3 times a day.

That’s a good goal for all of us honestly. It reminds me of this crazy goblin made from assorted junk.

Addams Family Nesting Doll Set

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Addams Family Nesting Doll Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family. That about sums up this Addams Family nesting doll set. They are made with raw wood, paint polymer clay, sealant, and “all my heart and soul.” (That’s a little creepy). You’ll regret it if you don’t buy a set. That regret will Fester. Don’t let that happen. We know what he looks like.

Raven Cupcake Toppers

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Raven Cupcake Toppers
If ever you were to have an Edgar Allen Poe Party, Book Club Event, or even just a Halloween Party, you may want to break out these Raven Cupcake Toppers. These toppers are made of acrylic, making them shatter resistant and dishwasher safe. That means you can use them over and over again and never have to worry about a broken beak. Nevermore, Nevermore. Each set comes with 12 birds, that stand 2 inches tall. That’s a pretty impressive set of ravens.

The Mythical Creatures Bible

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The Mythical Creatures Bible
The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.

Beetlejuice – Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set

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Beetlejuice - Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set
Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Whether you want to summon Beetlejuice or send a friendly (or not so friendly) note, this set is for you. This Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set will serve for all your correspondence, with the living or the dead. It includes a 192-page journal, 20 notecards, 20 envelopes, and 20 embossed seals. The keepsake box is designed to look like The Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the movie. The notecards come in 5 different designs: Never trust the living, I’m the ghost with the most, babe, It’s SHOWTIME!, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!, and Go ahead, make my millennium.