Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?
Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.
While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.
Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.
Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra!
What child doesn’t like a book about monsters that like to eat their favorite little farm animals? Yeah, no nightmares here! Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra! is a must-have for your bedtime story collection. This book is about a monster that only likes to eat goats and throws a tantrum when others offer him another delectable treat. What a diva! Set in Puerto Rico, the one positive part of the book is that the words are written in English and then again in Spanish, to help children learn how to say “I want goats!” in two languages. Great skill to have.
This board book is 30 pages long (this gives plenty of time for the monster to throw a complete fit) and is part of an entire collector set. Other titles in the set, certain to give nightmares, includes: Goodnight Krampus, Get Dressed Sasquatch, and others.
Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album
The Universal monsters got some serious coin yall. I’m talking cheddar. Bling Bling. Legal tender my peeps. I’m talking about this Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album. This set is limited to 5,000 worldwide. The coins are embossed on both sides with an antique silver finish and are individually numbered. This set is cool as a Monster Mash and doesn’t get you nearly as drunk. Monster Mash is my favorite drink. It’s just a combination of whiskey with a scary movie on the TV.
Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!