The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.
Tag: folklore
Cool Werewolf European Folklore Art Print
Aaoooooo! Werewolves of London! Check out this Werewolf European Folklore Art Print and learn all about werewolves, which are basically just naked men covered in fur, running around the countryside and howling at the moon. In other words, me every night when the pub closes. Which reminds me, I still have to find my tattered clothes from last night.
Krampus Christmas Gift Tags
Dad, look at all of the gifts I got from Krampus. No, son those are from- Here’s another one! No, see- They’re all from Krampus, dad! Those are just Krampus Christmas gift tags, see- Krampus is the best, Dad! You’re not very bright are you son? Krampus rocks! Oh for f**ks sake!
These gift tags add a little Krampus to your Christmas, cuz you can’t have Christmas without Krampus. That would be like having a gramma without a grampus. What does that even mean? I have no idea. But I would love to get some gifts with these tags on them. Happy Krampus day everyone!
Anatomical Illustrations Of Japanese Monsters
You think the US has a monster problem with stuff like Bigfoot, Mothman, The Jersey Devil and the rest of the assorted monstrosities? What we have is child’s play compared to Japan.
That’s why in 1960, manga artist Shigeru Mizuki illustrated anatomical versions of over 80 monstrous members of the yōkai—a group of monsters who inhabit the countryside of Japan. Cuz if you know their insides, you know how to deal sweet death to them and save your village. Pretty smart.
Below are a few examples. You can check out more here.
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Krampus Effigy Candle
Check out this Krampus Effigy Candle. Or maybe it’s Gene Simmons. Now I’m not sure. Just like his head and set the mood. Whether it’s a romantic dinner you want or a soak in the tub, Krampus will be there. With his head on fire. And strangely, he’s not running around looking for a bucket of water to put it out.
I like Krampus. Gonna write a comedy screenplay. Here’s my pitch: It’s called Krampus on Campus. It’s a coming of age story about Krampus attending college. He parties, he lives, he love, he learns… It’s a heartwarming tale of a creature with a dream.