Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Scary and Skully Aztec Death Whistles
I’m not blowing into any of these Aztec Death Whistles, mostly cuz I don’t want to hurt any Aztecs. I like the Aztecs. Please don’t hurt the Aztecs. Blow into something else. And why single the Aztecs out? I just don’t get it. Don’t you know that this is how their civilization ended? Too many deaths by whistle. So sad.
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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration For Your Home
This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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Scary and Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp
Let this Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp light up your home. This guy just loves illuminating his own skull and he is pretty damn good at it. Probably cuz he’s using his wanking arm to hold that lantern. He makes a great piece of home decor. I mean bone decor. Uh, cuz he’s a skull, not cuz he has a strong self-boning arm. Perfect for parties or fright-fests.
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Grab Your Crayolas – Cryptozoology Coloring Book
Prepare your crayolas and your peepers for a Big foot sighting! The Cryptozoology Coloring Book is all about coloring those crazy creepy cryptids! Want a pink Sasquatch? Wait, that sounds dirty! My point is, you can make Bigfoot any color you want. The Loch Ness Monster too. It features 22 legendary animals from around the world. Color me stoked! This activity book is for kids or adults. I know what I’m doing this Saturday night! I call it crying and coloring, then crying some more. I’m looking forward to it. *sad tears*.
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