Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints

Children's Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.

If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.

I like crypto art
Not crypto farts

When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.

Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke

Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass

That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.

Cryptids of North America Map Art Print

Cryptids of North America Map Art Print
This Cryptids of North America Map Art Print will show you where you can find all of those crazy cryptids. And for all of you out there who claim they don’t exist, well they think the same thing about you. How would they even know you exist since they would never see you in your unnatural Facebook, Twitter, office and grocery store habitats? Exactly!

Awesome Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures

Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures
Forget GI Joes and Star Wars figures. These Cryptozoology Cryptid Action Figures are the toys you need to be playing with. The set includes Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Kraken, Furry Trout, and Coelacanth. Man, I hope they release a UFO playset so I can have the aliens drop Bigfoot off to harass people.

Also gonna mix these with some Gangster action figures so I can pit the bloods against the Crypts… tids.

Grab Your Crayolas – Cryptozoology Coloring Book

Cryptozoology Coloring Book
Prepare your crayolas and your peepers for a Big foot sighting! The Cryptozoology Coloring Book is all about coloring those crazy creepy cryptids! Want a pink Sasquatch? Wait, that sounds dirty! My point is, you can make Bigfoot any color you want. The Loch Ness Monster too. It features 22 legendary animals from around the world. Color me stoked! This activity book is for kids or adults. I know what I’m doing this Saturday night! I call it crying and coloring, then crying some more. I’m looking forward to it. *sad tears*.
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