Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee tastes like what the scene smells like. Bigfoot BO and fishiness as two beasts battle. You get 8oz of whole bean coffee roasted to order, from family-owned farms, who are no doubt under siege daily from Bigfoot. He likes to steal coffee beans at night. It’s just what they do. Actually, these two beasts aren’t fighting. Bigfoot’s just doing some fishing.
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Loch Ness Monster Corpse Found on Beach in Georgia
The remains of a mysterious sea creature that looks like the Loch Ness Monster washed ashore on a beach in Georgia. See, they do exist! If it swims like a plesiosaur and dies like a plesiosaur, it’s a damn plesiosaur people! Check out a newscast about it below. They had to blur out some guts where the birds picked at it. I thought they were blocking out a big dino-Weiner at first.
It could also be a sea creature called ‘Altamaha’ that is said to lurk in the area. Loch Ness? This thing is more like a Loch Mess. Am I right?
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Sexy 3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants
Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins
I’ll take an order of fish and chips, with extra chips. How much ‘ill that be gov’ner? That’ll be two Nessies and a Stonehenge! These British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins are what is known as cryptid currency. Much more stable and reliable than cryptocurrency. They are issuing ten pence pieces featuring both the Loch Ness Monster and Stonehenge. It’s part of a collection celebrating “quintessentially British” icons ranging from A to Z. I can’t wait for the “Bad teeth” and “Monty Python” coins. I kid.I kid. I love the British.
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Colorful Cryptids Art Print
My advice to you is to know your cryptids, cuz they know you. And they’re watching. This Colorful Cryptids art print features some the most famous cryptids like the Yeti, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster, and others. I ain’t being cryptic about cryptids. I’m telling you flat out this will look great on your wall. The seller has many other cryptid prints as well. Cuz encounters with cryptids ain’t scripted son. Better pump some iron and get ripped…tid… Yeah.