
I’mma need some Tums after watching this freaky and trippy video. It shows off a bunch of creepy mutants that live inside your digestive system. Many of which have teeth. I don’t feel so good. Now I have a stomach ache and I’m feeling all freaky. Thanks, Cyriak.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls

These Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls are cool. They look like they were excavated from an ancient archeological site. Probably a temple. Probably a temple of doom. Do I love them? Of quartz I do. If I were feeling boulder, I’d buy one. And never take it for granite. Rock on you crazy quartz skulls. Serious question: How many quartz in a gallon? How many in a rock skull? I dig that one dude’s mohawk.
Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook

Here’s something to crow about. This Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook could also be a notebook. It just depends on what you put inside. You can put spells in it, notes, whatever you want. It’s pretty slick looking. In fact, beautiful. What? Don’t call that bird an old crow. It’s not like it’s collecting crow-cial Security. Geesh.
Anatomy Stickers Set – Brain, Heart Lungs and Flowers

It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.
Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set

Look at this Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set. These little skulls are ghastly, ghostly and grim. Just the way I like ’em. They look like mourning corpse wives with veils. These are going to look great this Halloween. I need some new fright lights anyway. Preorder these babies now.