
It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.
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Missing Monster Stickers

Have you seen these monsters? Me either. The monsters are disappearing. Maybe they were abducted by monster hunters. You can help spread the word with these cool Missing Monster Stickers. Eh. They’re probably all at the same bar, doing the Monster Mash, which to this day is still a graveyard smash. In case you were wondering. I hope they find these guys so they can get back to work making movies and stuff.
*Shows the missing poster to cashier at local store.* Yes, that’s very funny. Point to me. I’m the monster. I’ve never heard that one before.
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Gothic Mansion Portraits Make Your Walls Weird

I don’t need this because my family portraits are all weird already, but these Gothic Mansion Portraits will put weirdos all over your walls. These Gothic Mansion Portraits will add an eerie air to the hallways and walls in your haunted house or office. You get two 65″ x 33.5″ sheets to make a scene over 5′ tall. Pretty freaky, therefore pretty awesome.
Now your house will look spooky and scary all year round. Note to whoever owns the Amityville house, your house already looks weird enough. Really. It has eyes. It can’t get any scarier.
Bird Poop Stickers

Birds are bombing us every day and every night, in a gooey campaign of shock and awe, hoping that they’ll wear us down. That’s why hoodies were invented in the first place. True story. The point is, birds poop all over us and our stuff, so why not prank someone with these fun Bird Poop Stickers. They look just like real bird turds.
Put them all over that expensive car across the street for instance. What a sh***y thing to do!
These Electric Outlet Wall Art Stickers Are Shockingly Awesome

Cover those boring electrical outlets with some fun pop culture characters. Etsy seller ElectricStickerCo has everything you need. Characters like Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, Heisenberg from Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, and a bunch of monsters.
Reminds me of that time I stuck my finger in the socket and got a cool new hairdo and was catatonic for like 2 hours. Thanks for child-proofing those outlets mom. I guess it helped to make me the freak I am today.
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