MeandAnnabelLeeShop sells these cool Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles. They look like tea cups that are full of tea and poison, but they will light up your room instead of killing you slowly. Which is much better in my opinion. The poison tea tag is a nice touch. They come in all kinds of varieties and styles. So you can pick your poison.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses
Whether it’s Halloween or Christmas, there’s one thing that’s always on the menu. Wine. Sweet “make me forget and wake up under an overpass” wine. And I prefer to drink it with Jack Skellington’s face looking at me, like a failed, not really caring AA sponsor. These Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses are great company. Hit me up again Jack. I still know my name. You shut yer dirty skeletal mouth. I’ll say when I’ve had enough.
Amazon Introduces New Delivery Service – Amazon Excrement
So in Sacramento this woman delivery driver got out of her van and dropped a large deuce along with the package. I hear she used to be a delivery driver in Cleveland, where she was known as “The old Cleveland Steamer”. Now they call her the “Sacramento Squat”.
The woman who witnessed this says it was an Amazon Prime sized mess that a supervisor had to come out and dispose of.
He was in shock when he saw the size of ‘it’. He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad). Guess the garbage can will smell like s__t for the next few days. I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after he left.
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Gothic Bat Coasters
Looking for some batty barware? You found it. These Gothic Bat Coasters are crazy. Bat s*it crazy. Otherwise know as Guano. They are going to look awesome in your Gothic themed kitchen or bar. They really ring my bell…fry. Cuz even though I don’t play baseball, I’m something of a bat boy.
Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror
Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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