Whether it’s Halloween or Christmas, there’s one thing that’s always on the menu. Wine. Sweet “make me forget and wake up under an overpass” wine. And I prefer to drink it with Jack Skellington’s face looking at me, like a failed, not really caring AA sponsor. These Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses are great company. Hit me up again Jack. I still know my name. You shut yer dirty skeletal mouth. I’ll say when I’ve had enough.
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Horror Movie Wine Glasses
AWhimsicalHoot (I see what ya did there) sells some pretty cool Horror Movie Wine Glasses. You know, if you like getting drunk and scared at the same time. Which I do. Marriage is all about being drunk and scared. So I’m ready. Poor me some of that good stuff. *Spits* It all tastes like grapes dipped in vinegar. Whatever, I’ll power through. I wanna drink from every horror character ever and gain their powers. *Drinks all night.* Awesome. I now have the power of lame sequels that never end. You can choose from Freddy Krueger, Jaws, Scream, Saw and many more.
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Toast of the Zombie Goblet Set
Ohhhh toast of the Zombie! I’ll have mine with extra butter. Crisp, but not too crisp. Just a light smear of jelly on top just like my pap use to give me. In other words just a pap smear! Ewwww. I’m so wrong! I’m so gross! Get over it cupcake! This Toast of the Zombie Goblet Set lets the Zombie hands make a toast for you. Cuz everything is classier with Zombie hands. I said so!
Spooky Trees Halloween Wine Glasses
These Spooky Trees Halloween Wine Glasses are not only spooky, but scary too. An empty wine glass is a horrifying thing. Quick, fill me up. Ahhhh, that’s better. Again. Chop chop. We wouldn’t want my liver getting dry, now would we? Make like a tree and leave. Then come back with my drink. Don’t you bark at me. Hmmm. I just ran out of tree jokes. I’m gonna get to the root of my drinking problem, I swear. But I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that won’t be happening tonight. Give me another kind of drink. Gonna branch out. *Passes out*
Sugar Skull Wine Glasses
Damn, these Sugar Skull Wine Glasses are bright. It just went all technicolor up in this biatch. Oh, that’s just my dream coat. Is it the Day of the Dead already? I can never keep track. I guess it’s everyday when you have these glasses.
Dia De Los Muertos!
What did you call me? Yeah, that’s what I thought.