Terrifying Skull Mask With Articulated Jaw

Terrifying Skull Mask With Articulated Jaw
Hiding under the bed or in the closet, and then scaring the hell out of a loved one when they turn off the lights is one of the finer things life has to offer. With this Terrifying Skull Mask With Articulated Jaw, you can scare their pants off just about any time of the year. Hopefully, they put them right back on, but anyway… The most amazing thing about this skull beside being super scary is that it is lightweight, incredibly tough, and the jaws move quite seamlessly. With a good makeup job, you can make it out to be any scary character you want and customize it. It fits on all head sizes, slim or more rounded. In other words, if you have a fat head, it’s all good.

Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses

Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses
It’s leather, its durable, it’s scary, and it’s beautiful. This Gothic Purse With Skulls and Roses ticks all the boxes for everything you look for in a bag, doesn’t it? The interior is made using jeans, giving it a firmness you can’t find in many other bags. The strap is adjustable so that you can wear it across your torso or just hang it from your shoulder. This is a bag that stands out and you can use it year round.

Human Teeth Heart Pendant

Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.

Spider Jewelry Box

Spider Jewelry Box
This spider jewelry box is as scary as it is functional. It can be a great gift if your friend or significant other loves the eerie. The carvings are nicely detailed and the metallic finish makes it seem like there was an actual spider on top of the box before the box was dipped into a vat filled with molten metal, and the spider, being the badass it was, didn’t even budge. There are also other animal skulls and bones that are expertly crafted onto the box. The spider’s victims.

This Snake Necklace Will Make You Guard Your Tatas

This Snake Necklace Will Make You Guard Your Tatas
Check out this Snake Necklace. Damn, that’s a sexy snake. But it’s a snake to be feared. Which is why this woman is protecting her knockers. You gotta do that when wearing a snake. You have to protect the assets. And boy does she have assets… No, I mean. Look, I was talking about her financial portfolio. Yeah. She’s got it together fiscally. I know this cuz she took her clothes off to sell a snake necklace.