These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.
Tag: accessory
Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Take a trip to the upside-down and wear this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. Despite the name, it’s not a demo of a Gorgon, but the real thing. It will sit on your chest, and might eat your face. I’m gonna wear it everytime I eat Eggo Waffles, which means I’m never taking it off. On another note, I think I have superpowers, cuz my nose starts bleeding everytime I try to use them. Either that or a brain aneurysm.
Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant
Whoa! Far out man! This Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant is hippy, trippy and drippy. Okay, I had trouble rhyming that last part, but it is dripping with awesome. That’s so tenta-cool! Blown glass? More like blown mind. *Makes explodey noise* I’m pretty sure this is the kind of pendant that gives you magical powers when you wear it. Maybe my hands will grow suckers and I’ll be able to shoot ink. Pew pew pew! Not gonna fight bad guys though. I think we all know why. Cuz I’m too big of an octo-puss! Maybe I can stop the great octo invasion.
Spooky Sexy Gothic Black Cat Pendant
I made a poem about this Gothic Black Cat Pendant.
Black Kitty goes meow meow.
Black kitty wants food now now.
Black kitty ready to chow now!
Black kitty so hungry he could eat a cow now.
Black kitty is eating human cuz you should have fed black kitty.
I drew inspiration from my cat cuz that’s what he told me. Just before he bit my ankle.
Classy Gothic Black Filigree Bat Necklace
Ohhhh classy. Oh my goth! This Gothic Black Filigree Bat Necklace is awesome. The sparkly part in the middle mesmerizes me, while the bat wings carry me off to a far away land. Of course that could be the meds kicking in. I’ll let you know. Seriously though, this necklace is classy, dark and sassy. This one is gonna look good against your bosom ladies. You’ll be absolutely batty about it.