This Zombie Hand Napkin Holder is all like, “Here have a napkin as I just bust through your table with my grimy hand.” And I’m all like, “I don’t mind if I do.” *grabs napkin and dabs my lips.* If you need a hand at the dinner table, this thing will turn any meal into a fright fest. It is a nasty hand with nasty nails and skin and it serves napkins. What more do you want?
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Cool Raven Leather Hair Barrette – Nevermore
Take a Raven for a ride. That’s the name of the campaign I’m starting for this Raven Leather Hair Barrette. You too can look like a bird just dive-bombed your hair and got stuck there. No, I’m just messing with you. It actually looks pretty cool. Sexy and Goth like. It comes in black or dark brown. Whichever you choose, you are gonna like great girl! You rockin’ a raven now! And people be raven about it!
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It Is Time To Unleash The… Kraken Corkscrew
Screw you Kraken. No… Corkscrew you! This Kraken Corkscrew will open your wine in the coolest way possible. By having a Kraken attack your bottle and eat the cork. He loves eating the cork. He’s more of a corken really. Hey can anybody help me open this wine bottle? I can. Summon the Kraken! It is the ultimate kitchen accessory. He Kracks stuff open. And don’t forget about the Day of the Dead corkscrew.
Liquorbrand Ouija Board Gothic Symbols Purse
Illuminati in da house! Shhhhhhh! We don’t talk about them. Ever. Anyway, this Liquorbrand Ouija Board Gothic Symbols Purse has all kinds of Ouija Board symbols and even an Illuminati eye in the center. Did I not just tell you to shut your mouth? Just talkin’ bout Shaft. I mean Illuminati! That’s it! We told you that the first rule of Illuminati is that you don’t talk about Illuminati. And you just keep blabbing on and on. Yeah, well you just talked about ’em. I’m just trying to make a point. You keep- Looks like we’re both out of the club. You son of a-
Gothic Ravenskull Headdress
This Gothic Ravenskull Headdress puts bird skulls on your own skull. Obviously this is what people are raven about this season, while others crow. Speaking of, I always confuse ravens and crows. I once asked my dad, “Why are ravens and crows different?” and he said, “Just caws”. Very helpful as usual dad. Ravenskull sounds like one of them Harry Potter houses that the sorting hat picks out for you. Like, if you really wanted hufflepuff, but got ravenskull instead. What the hell is hufflepuff anyway. Sounds like the name of a paint huffing clown under some highway bridge. Whatevs.