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Bat Wine Aerator – Spread Your Wings and Drink

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Bat Wine Aerator - Spread Your Wings and Drink
I don’t know about you, but I could use a drink. But sadly I don’t have a cool wine aerator in the shape of a bat that will pour the wine out of its mouth. But wait. Here it is my friends. The Bat Wine Aerator. Because it is always drink o’clock, especially on Halloween night when all those kids dressed up as ghouls and goblins come around begging for candy. Get a job! I yell and then BAM eggs all over my door. Why you little- Anyway, this little bat buddy will help you get your drink on. He looks pretty happy about it too.

This will look great in your home bar. Or even in your home bars if you are reading this from prison, in which case you can’t drink wine. *Points and says HAHA*. Please don’t come and get me when you are out on parole. Anyway, so now you have a cool bat wine aerator, but how do you open that bottle? I have the answer. The Bat Wine Opener.

Raven Skull Winestopper

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Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.

It Is Time To Unleash The… Kraken Corkscrew

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Kraken Corkscrew
Screw you Kraken. No… Corkscrew you! This Kraken Corkscrew will open your wine in the coolest way possible. By having a Kraken attack your bottle and eat the cork. He loves eating the cork. He’s more of a corken really. Hey can anybody help me open this wine bottle? I can. Summon the Kraken! It is the ultimate kitchen accessory. He Kracks stuff open. And don’t forget about the Day of the Dead corkscrew.

Dead or Alive T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders

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Dead or Alive T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders
These Dead or Alive T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders are cool. Display the alive T-Rex Wine bottle holder when you start your illustrious drinking career, then display the dead one when your liver is shriveled and nasty. It’s life’s precious cycle.

via Thatsnerdalicious

Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases

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Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases
These Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases make a nice romantic gift for the monster in your life your wife. Those flowers look pretty good in that bottle. I give my wife the gift of booze bottles with flowers in all of the time. That’s cuz I buy booze on the way home, drink it up as I walk, then pluck some flowers and insert them. She’s happy, I’m happy. They’re usually dead by the time I present them to her though. Flowers don’t exactly thrive on liquor fumes.