Check out this Human Lower Jaw Phone Holder. You won’t get any jibber-jabber from it. You need both sections of the jaw for that. But it’s going to look awesome holding your smartphone. This smartphone holder comes in several colors, and all look badass. Perfect for your Apple iBone. So quit flapping your jaw and buy one so you can have a jaw bone on your desk. Isn’t that what we all aspire to? Yes. Yes it is. That and taking a bath with Alien Cat bath bombs. I’m living the life.
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Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant
If you don’t see the dentist you’ll be mourning your teeth in this way pretty often. I ain’t paying for that dude’s boat. This Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant is a great way to honor your fallen chompers. And that’s the tooth! The whole tooth! And nothing but the tooth! And a coffin of course.
Bat Wing Coffin Necklaces
If you’re looking for that unique and mysterious addition to your outfit, then this could be the finishing touch that you’re after. Bat Wing Coffin Necklaces come in a range of different colors, from shiny black to bright orange cat’s eyes. Each pendant has been expertly handcrafted, and don’t worry, they won’t fly away. Bats and coffins, together at last as the ultimate accessory.
Give A Hoot – Creepy Owl Masks
Each Halloween, people are always looking for creepier ways to freak their friends and family out, whether it be dressing up as killer clowns or using crazy makeup to look like the undead. These owl masks are creepy as hell. They look like an owl cult that wants to capture me and do rituals, but not before pecking me to death with their beaks. Imagine coming face to face with this down a dark alleyway. Catch your friends by surprise this Halloween by popping on this disturbing mask, maybe even throw in some sound effects to go with it. These quirky masks are hand made, lightweight, and adjustable and comfortable to wear.
Vampire Heart Necklace
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.