Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.
Tag: accessory
Human Teeth Ring
Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.
Pocket Coffin Wallet
When you think about it, a coffin is nothing but a wallet for a dried up old corpse. So this Pocket Coffin Wallet makes sense. You put dead presidents in it. And with a coffin wallet in your pocket, you’ll feel like the Grim Reaper. It’s the preferred way for Goths to pay. Pretty cool. There are all kinds of colors and styles available.
I Need These – Spider Goggles
Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.
I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.
I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.
There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.
Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.