Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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Life-Size Abraham Lincoln Laying In Casket Action Figure
Action figures are all the rage these days. Why, just the other day I was making my Batman make out with Barbie, until Robin the Dweeb wonder showed up and got all jealous. That was when Ken came in and threw a hissy fit. It all worked out though. Robin left with Ken and true love was found by all. Anyway, you know who the coolest Action Figure is? Lincoln. The man had a super cool beard and hat and he freed the slaves or something. A life-sized Lincoln figure in a casket? I’d buy that shizz. It better be mint on the card though.
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